“Hold On, Hold On”
Artist: Neko Case.

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Location: Prime Desert Woodland Preserve, Lancaster, California

Local Temperature: Coming soon!

 Soil Moisture: Coming soon!

Tree Height: Coming soon!, Tree Branch Number: 2

Moth Number: Coming soon!

 Amount of Seeds per Pod: Coming soon!

Fungi: Coming soon!

 Elevation: 714 meters

Scavenger Hunt Directions: Coming soon!

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Profile Description

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Tree Name: Hum Witch Ace, looking for community.

Pronouns: They/Them

I’m just two branches without any of that fancy flirtatious flowering, no complicated offspring, and no desire for traditional companionship. I would like to say that we offer twice the fun, but to be honest, it is complicated. To put it straight, I am not straight. Dyad, dyke, but not dead inside. If you want to hang out, you better be ready to use some plural pronouns, challenge all your relationship assumptions, and hold space without touching. As an asexual tree, we have liberated myself from the societal demands of procreation and companionship. Spending my years next to this trail, I have learned to appreciate short conversations and a bit of voyeuristic entertainment. We are pleased that I don’t have many admirers – there is SO much more to life than being beautiful! But if you are queer, curious, or looking to build community, we would love to have a new friend!

Featured writer Nina Elder